1... Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back. 2... Santa and Begam in a Fast Food Cafe Cabin... Begam: Sardar g aap ko sirf meri khoobsurti se piyar hai mujh se nahin. Santa: Na g, mujhe sirf aap se piyar hai khoobsurti beshaq kutton ko dal do Banta entered his head in the cabin and said "Bow Bow" 3... Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! 4... Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. 5... Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
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