I am Science Student.
Santa and Sardar
1...
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
2...
Santa and Begam in a Fast Food Cafe Cabin...
Begam: Sardar g aap ko sirf meri khoobsurti se piyar hai mujh se nahin.
Santa: Na g, mujhe sirf aap se piyar hai khoobsurti beshaq kutton ko
Success in Ramadhan (Ramazan)
Success in whatever we do depends on how clear we are on the objectives we want to achieve and how well we plan for it. Even a recreational activity such as going on a vacation takes much planning. It is not feasible for a person to simply just get up and depart to a vacation destination without planning, especially if one wants to have a good vaca
September 11 (9/11)
Five years after the attacks, no one has been arrested, charged or convicted for these crimes.
Instead the US government has embarked on an orgy of represssion, torture, and murder against civilians aborad, severely curtailed freedoms at home, and put the nation on a path to bankruptcy.
The Bush family and their colleagues have grown rich
American Intelligence (Funny)
Action By US Govt.
Results
Vietnam can be occupied - In future we can have access to china from here
Attack
It is a mess (Run away)
Japanese should learn a lesson
Atom Bomb
Thousands of civilians killed - A permanent stigma for USA
Russia is going to attack on Afghanistan
Appreciate them to go for war - Help the Afghanis to fight against
Attractive Test
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS BELOW:
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT
1. WHAT SHADE ! OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
a) Go to a party?
b) Go out to eat?
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Bl
Fun SMS
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....
PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
Major Events in Shawwal
1. Birth of Aisha Siddiqah (R.A.), four years after prophethood of (Sal.), which is nine years before Hijrah.
2. Marriage of Aisha Siddiqah (R.A.) to the Prophet (Sal.), which was ten years after Prophethood and three years before Hijra.
3. The fight of the Banu Qaynaqaa, which took place between the Battle of Badr and the Battle of Uhud Shawwal
Birth of Aisha Siddiqah (R.A.)
Aisha (R.A.) - A woman to be emulated - An inspiration to present day women
Aisha (R.A.) is undoubtedly one of the greatest teachers produced by Islam. She belongs to the band of illustrious divines who carried on the work and mission of the Prophet (Sal.) after his demise, by interpreting and passing on his teachings. Among men, several names c
Anyway
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered.
LOVE THEM ANYWAY
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
DO GOOD ANYWAY
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies.
SUCCEED ANYWAY
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
DO GOOD ANYWAY
Honesty and frankness make
Funny SMS
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Israeli Forces shoot Palestinian Women and Children
*'Israeli Forces shoot indiscriminately at Palestinian Women and Children'
*
*2 min 50 sec*
*Israel's "Cloud of Autumn" Massacre in Gaza*
The official story of the Israeli military is that this was a crack-down operation on "terrorists" .
Read the semi-official report by the Voice of America (VOA) (below) and then view the video to see w
Funny Definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Jokes
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Visi
Jobs
An academic institute in Saudi Arabia has vacancy for teacher/administrat or for International school (grade 1 to 10)
• Job Description: Qualified and experienced teacher / administrator. Person should have minimum 10 years of Managing/Administering experience in an international school (grade 1 to 10) preferably in Saudi Arabia. Person having p
Indian Top Earners
The patriarch of the Hero Group received the Life-time achievement Award for 'Excellence in Corporate Governance' by the Institute of Company Secretary of India this year. Brij Mohan Lall Munjal earned About Rs 13.4 crore last year. He continues to be the world's largest Motorcycle manufacturer and fuels his bank balance with Rs 255 per Minute.
I Love You
Ho My heart is Full Of Strange Thoughts
You are a precious yellow stone
ho what a women you are
I love you My School Girl
I wanted you as my princess for my castel
I want a world having only you and me
you are like a deer having milk colored
sometimes you behave as like a white tiger
Your Hairs are like Black clouds
Your eyes are like
Make a Wish
If You Had One Wish... A guy is walking along the beach in Malibu, finds a bottle, and picks it up. Immediately, a genie pops out and replies, "Thanks for letting me out! For your kindness, I will grant you one wish." The guy says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm too afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick fr
Important Lessons
LESSON 1 A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
Love of Angels
It is the love of angels I am told
That turns cold hearts to ones of gold
Who brings us in from the shivering rain
Who cuddles us close to them in our pain.
It is the love of angels who live on high
Who journey with us in our lives until we die
They shelter and keep us through the night
And gives us their strenght so we can fight.
It
First Hard Disk Drive
In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.
It was soo big, you needed an aeroplane to move it!
Islam in American Prisons
In the 1940s, the only religious services permitted in U.S. prisons were for Christianity. The only other exception was for Judaism, and a rabbi from outside the prison was provided to offer Sabbath services. The Qur'an was not allowed in prisons and if found with an inmate, was confiscated. Then in the 1960s, the famous Shabbaz vs. the State legal
Christianity's Violent Past and Present
The massacre beyond comparison happened and still happening in Chechnya and the innocent people including women and children are brutally killed and raped every day.
The innocent people including women and children brutally killed everyday in Palestine . The Israel , for half a century destroying the Palestinian people and their houses with t
Karachi Heart of Pakistan
Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan and the capital of the province of Sindh.
Karachi is the financial and commercial hub of Pakistan. The city is located on the coast of the Arabian Sea, northwest of the mouths of the Indus River. With a population of approximately 16 million (unofficial figures; the official count is in the 13 milli
How to Look Younger
Admit it! Isn't it your ultimate fantasy to be mistaken for your child's sibling instead of parent?
It's never too early to start I say -- look after your skin while it's young and it will stay that way longer.
Eat right
Often repeated to the point of overkill -- yes, antioxidants are your best friends in the battle against wrink
Eat Slowly to Lose Weight
How many times have your parents yelled at you to chew your food well?
In fact, Ayurveda even suggests you must eat your food slowly and chew each morsel 32 times, since you have 32 teeth. This, says the ancient Indian science, is beneficial for digestion and, consequently, results in good health!
A recent study, conducted by Kathleen Melans
Tips for Cooking Vegetables
Always mash potatoes when they are still quite hot. They can be mashed more easily and finely.
To clean the surface of vegetables like potato, radish, sweet potato, carrots, etc., use a separate plastic scrubber or toothbrush kept for the purpose. Hold under running water and scrub.
Use a pair of sharp scissors instead of a knife to chop chil
How to Lose Weight
Just replace some of the high calorie foods you eat with fruits, vegetables and other water dense foods that keep you just as full.
We know it sounds too good to be true, but new research conducted at Pennsylavania State University suggests it is possible to lose weight by making small changes in your diet.
The rationale behind eating wa
ACNE (PIMPLES)
Acne is a common problem faced by almost all teen-agers and youth. What is acne and why do we get them. Acne is actually caused because of hormone imbalance. Your skin breaks out because of a hormone called testosterone. Both men and women have testosterone in their systems. In fact, did you know that in order to make testosterone, boys bodies have
Correct way of Eating Fruits
Let’s say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.
In the mean time the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices,
Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
"Few individuals significantly alter the course of history. Fewer still modify the map of the world. Hardly anyone can be credited with creating a nation-state. Mohammad Ali Jinnah did all three." Stanley Wolpert. Jinnah of Pakistan.
Quaid-i-Azam Mohammad Ali Jinnah, the voice of one hundred million Muslims, fought for their religious, social and
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